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If you’re ever in a Wal-Mart and get the urge to play Grand Theft Auto with the shopping carts, I dont recommend doing so. The first issue is the police. When you run people over with a shopping cart they almost never die and almost always call for help. Plus, all the damn cameras in [...]

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Many of our less international readers may not know that “pants” has a slang meaning in the UK – c.f. Ford Prefect: “I’d say the fundamental heart of mind and universe can take a running jump, this spaceship is complete pants!” S’true, look it up.

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The word “pants” denotes an item of clothing used to cover the ass. Ergo, “pants” that are worn so low as to expose the assal region can no longer be referred to as “pants.” The proper term for such clothing is “legwarmers.”

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