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There are rumors flying around that E3 will not be happening again… at least not as we know it. I guess that means 2002 is all the E3 anyone at pen is ever going to personally witness. But why not relive the glory with us and take a trip down memory lane by clicking here? [...]

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During the last week I’ve been staying in St. Louis while I do research for Dr. Who slash fiction. After several days of intense writing I decided to take a break from my hectic schedule and meet some friends for drinks at a local tavern. After the consumption of many appetizers, I started to imbibe [...]

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So I was watching a bunch of CNN today, and apparently there’s some kind of war going on in the Middle East. Did you people know this? As near as I can tell, it’s a bloody, bomb-strewn conflict between Lebanon and Hezbollah. Those were the only two parties discussed, at any rate. CNN was kind [...]

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A company named Helio is trying to make a name for itself with a catchphrase: “Dont call it a phone, dont call us a phone company”. Their first TV ad can be seen here: Helio’s first ad. Quite frankly this commercial (and the others that have followed it) have become a pet-peeve of mine. Now, [...]

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Any job which requires you to deal with people will have problems because most people are either stupid or assholes. The main difference between ‘people’ jobs is how you’re allowed to treat the people in return. There is a major difference between having to thank someone for being an asshole and being able to withold [...]

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My basement recently became infested with earwigs. The little creepy bastards were constantly found crawling on the floor and walls, and seemed to be finding shelter in the space behind the baseboards. At first I found them to be just a minor (and ugly) nuisance. Then I began finding them invading other portions of the [...]

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Would you dangle from a 13th floor window to repair your air conditioning? How about if its someone elses air conditioning? How about if the Air Conditioning isn’t even broken, but a few old ladies dont like where it drips? Apparently its worthwhile for someone: Click here for pictures.

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Have you ever been browsing porn on your computer and suddenly had the urge to heat up a bagel and have sex with it? So have these guys: Hack the Toaster, Episode 1. Not at all dismayed by small fires and poor wiring, the protaganist decides to ‘Use thicker wire’ and hack a computer monitor: [...]

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In the spirit of the Independance Day I’m pulling one of my favorite pictures out of the archives: If you are feeling the holiday spirit yourself and feel like exercising your freedom of speech, then I’d like to remind you that I’m still accepting donations for the Cover Bush’s Ass page. As an aside to [...]

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I bring you The George Dubya Bush cover of Sunday Bloody Sunday. thanks to fen. I realize that most of you saw that back in 1981 when you were using your acoustically coupled modem and TRS-80 to surf for porn that would render on your two color screen. I apologize for making you feel old. [...]

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