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Entries from August 2006

Adventures in lumber-yarding

August 23rd, 2006 by Clme · No Comments

The lumberyard was having a ’20% off sale’ today and I was in need of some tools and plumbing supplies. It seemed like a win-win situation, so I left the shelter of my home and ventured out into the asshole-filled concrete-jungle that some call a city. Little was I to know that every inbred halfwit […]

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Off the wall. On the hook.

August 14th, 2006 by Clme · No Comments

I received an interesting wake up call on Saturday. Please keep in mind that it was 7am and I was mostly asleep through this call. Me: Hello? Woman: Hello. This is Sex Talk. What do you want? Me: Um… I’m sorry. Who is this? Woman: Sex Talk. What do you want? Me: I’m sorry, I […]

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Premature Incrimination

August 10th, 2006 by Clme · No Comments

My girlfriend found out today that the wrist pain she has been suffering with for the last two weeks is due to tendonitis. Her job has recently switched her focus to more typing oriented work. Does she blame the tendonitis on this? No. Two weeks ago we went on an all-day hiking trip and she […]

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Why cats paint.

August 7th, 2006 by Clme · 1 Comment

As I was lying in bed slipping in and out of consciousness my attention was suddenly grabbed by some strange noises coming from outside of my bedroom. It sounded like leaves rustling; only it was occasionally broken up by random thumps on the floor. I expected that the noise would turn out to be the […]

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