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Occasionally I fall victim to temptation and I allow myself to become absorbed in a game. Unfortunately, with my addictive personality that tends to result in many, many hours lost that could have otherwise been used for much more useful tasks such as masturbation, torturing small animals, or some combination of the two. As with [...]

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This post is courtesy of Onyx in the pen forum. It was taken without permission (or guilt). So this weird thing happened to me at work today. I was heading to lunch, so I started up my mp3 player so I could groove out to some video game music as played on the piano. The [...]

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Yesterday I was looking at my dishwasher and I realized that I’m always washing the same batch of dishes. So I started to think “Hey, why dont I just store these dishes in here and run them at night? That way I dont have to put them away!” But then I got distracted and spent [...]

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For some reason my girlfriend has recently decided that she is no longer going to celebrate her birthdays. Of course, she assures me that turning 30 has nothing to do with it…. Oh no! Instead she blames previous birthdays that have soured her outlook on the whole celebratory process. Also her friends always bring assholes [...]

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Apparently ShareReactor is back online as of September 4th. Their mainpage has been restored from to exactly way it appeared the day it was shut down in 2004. This could be good news for those of you that are still using an edonkey/emule client. Of course, those of us here at PenIsMightier would never use [...]

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