penismightier.com

Dear Websurfing Hooligan- As you can see, Pen Is Mightier, Inc. is a Very Serious Company, offering various products and services to a variety of customers. We have been in business for nearly six years, and our dedication to customer service is legendary within our segment of the industry of which we are a part. We hope to continue for many more years, performing the tasks of the business we engage in, and delivering Enterprise level service to the valued customers who have come to rely on the assorted things we do for them. Recently, it has come to our attention that certain “internet” people have besmirched our choice of domain name. Some of these scofflaws have implied that, in our URL, “Pen Is” looks like “Penis” because of the lack of a space. This allegation is categorically false and we deny it with every fiber of our being. However, now that this similarity (which, being upstanding people, we had never noticed) has been brought to our attention, we are deeply ashamed. For this, we blame you. Certain other scurrilous charges have been made regarding the seriousness with which we take our chosen field. Some have implied that we are not a company at all, and that this page is just a pointless waste of space used by various people you’ve never heard of to insult each other and pass the time at office jobs. It has been further implied that, if we are not a company at all, our choice of domain name may actually have been intentional. Again, these charges are absolutely untrue; if you doubt that we are a bonafide, 100% legitimate business venture, just have a look at our latest Shareholder Letter. I hope that will convince you that we are indeed a Very Serious Company, and not some sort of group anarchist youngsters. If you are visiting this site from Digg.com, you are a worthless person, and our Legal Department will be suing you shortly. Sincerely, Adam Weishaupt CFO, Pen Is Mightier, Inc. P.S. – Please be advised that you are now subject to all conditions and other legal responsibilities described in our Terms of Service.