penismightier.com

A forum reader, hoponcox alerted me to this site in response to my complaints about unsanitary public changing (and defectation). I guess the baby changing stations are really a government mind control project, and also a way to spread diseases to adults. It would really explain a lot… Its even more devious than the old ceiling fan plot. See, they used to recommend installing ceiling fans in a baby’s room in order to help them sleep and keep them cool. The fans really were transmitting suggestions to the parents to lift the baby up into the fan and decapitate them. Unfortunately the fan motors were not quite strong enough and all that happened is that a bunch of people started thinking that ‘the family circus’ was funny. Its true. I read it somewhere.