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If you’re ever in a Wal-Mart and get the urge to play Grand Theft Auto with the shopping carts, I dont recommend doing so. The first issue is the police. When you run people over with a shopping cart they almost never die and almost always call for help. Plus, all the damn cameras in the ceiling are like having 3 police choppers on your ass the entire time you’re there. The next issue is the missions. Once you’ve mastered racing between the concession stand and the bathrooms in less than a minute there isn’t a whole lot else to do. The ‘unionize the employees’ mission is unwinnable, and the challenge in competitive racing is pretty low since the AI of competing carts is almost nonexistant. Speaking of AI, the NPC carts are completely stupid too. Finally, I have a major issue with the choice of vehicles. At first it seemed like the choices would be pretty wide since you also had wheelchair carts and the battery-powered carts to choose from. The problem is that they all go the same speed and all handle identically. There’s no realism there at all. At least there was a great selection of weapons available.