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Today I finally decided to take advantage of one of the features of my new home: The whirlpool bath. It was definitely nice, but I kept feeling like something was missing. Thats when I looked over and saw a bottle of the girlfriends bubble bath sitting in the shower caddy. “Maybe,” I thought, “its bubbles that are missing from this whirlpool.” So I grabbed the bottle and poured about a couple of capfuls of it into the choppy whirlpool water. Unfortunately that turned out to be too much, and soon I had bubbles going up to my chin and spilling out of the bathtub. I didn’t panic, however. I started to collect up the spilling bubbles and molded them into a bubble snowman. Or is that a bubble-man? Well, think of a snowman, but instead of snow he’s made out of bubbles. Something with the bubble man wasn’t right though. I stared at the bubble man for a minute and realized that I couldn’t put a nose or arms on it, or even leave any depressions that would hint at eyes or a mouth. Inspiration hit me though… I reached down to the drain pipe and tried to find some old hair from previous showers. I figured if my bubble-man couldn’t have a nose or eyes it could at least have hair… …and then I realized what I was doing, got creeped out, and felt an urgent need to drain the tub and wash myself. I wonder if the bubbles would have been bigger if I had a water softener. Hrm.