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I received an interesting wake up call on Saturday. Please keep in mind that it was 7am and I was mostly asleep through this call.

Me: Hello? Woman: Hello. This is Sex Talk. What do you want? Me: Um… I’m sorry. Who is this? Woman: Sex Talk. What do you want? Me: I’m sorry, I think you have the wrong number. Woman: Look, someone left a message on my answering machine at 2:30am saying they needed me to call this number. What do you want? Me: Um… what number do you think you called? *At this point a man breaks into the call* Man: Hey, Is this (my number). Me: Yes it is, but I was in bed before 1am… Man: Look, I’m a pimp, and I’ve got two Ho’s in the back waiting for you right now, and your making my secretary mad. You understand? What do you want? Me: This is very surreal. Man: What is it, you dont like women? Well fine, I’ve got a ten inch dick. Is that what you want? Me: I think I want to go back to sleep. Man: A ten inch dick! Me: Goodnight. Then I hung up. First thing I thought after that was done was “Wow. Took them 5 hours to call after the message was left”. I think I better pay close attention to my phone bill next month.