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Racing stripes make the couch go faster!

October 23rd, 2006 by Clme · No Comments

The fact that some people like to lounge around their houses naked doesn’t bother me. I’ve been known to close the blinds in my living room now and then myself, after all. But, please… if you’re going to do that make sure you wipe your ass before you sit down on your furniture. Seriously. Your mom wont wash your couch when it gets those stains down the middle of that cushion.

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