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This one is stolen from inthrees, the patron saint of IIS and active member of the pen forums. My dad had a Triumph TR3 when I was really little, and he was always tinkering with it. I don’t know the details, but I assume he had a friend who owned or worked at a large [...]

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It was a nice summer evening sometime in the early 1990′s when my father and a couple of uncles decided to teach me a valuable lesson. I was out watching them play with engines, just like I had a dozen times before. Unfortunately I cant even remember what type of car was there, or who [...]

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Its time for masturbatory roleplaying! Its like roleplaying with a sexual partner, but without the dressing up or the sex. Story Three: Helping those that love themselves. Its a cool, dreary afternoon and you’re trying to decide between taking a walk or having a self-discovery session. Seeing as how your significant other is out for [...]

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Imagine knowing as much about female anatomy as a 4th grader, but you have the body of a 17 year old. Would the internet help you any better than your dad’s old penthouse magazines? Story Two: When a man loves a jizzrag A young man and woman were spending the night together for the first [...]

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I’ve gotten a lot of email from readers and people on the forum over the last 6 years. Even after deleting the hatemail and the spam I still have a suprising amount left. The majority of these emails are quite old (for some reason people stopped emailing me for anything but tech support about two [...]

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OMG! HAPPY PI/E DAY OMG!

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I’m proud of the Pen community and what it has provided to the internets. I’m proud that this is something I feel that I helped birth, that I continue to home on my servers. When blogs became a buzzword and my boss asked me if our company needed a blog. As I’m sure everyone is [...]

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Synopsis of the last 5 months: Hard drive failures suck. Does anyone know anything about MySQL? Tribal Wars is addictive. Hard drive failures still suck. Pen was broke or something. I think that covers it all. So how are you?

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Maybe?

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