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Entries from April 2007

Feels good. So do it.

April 18th, 2007 by eod · No Comments

One thing I really like about working for community services for the disabled is the really big handicap stall we have in the bathroom. Not only is it roomy but it is private. Sometimes I’ll take my lunch in there, maybe snag an ipod video, camping chair and a table and I’ll setup a mini [...]

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Just because you cant feel your teeth doesnt mean i cant feel your insults

April 14th, 2007 by Clme · No Comments

I cant remember how this came up in conversation but… At some point over a couple of drinks with friends the topic of dentists came up. I have a love-hate relationship with dentists. On the one hand, they are completely necessary for continued dental health and general oral well being. On the other hand, I [...]

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I’d call The Ghostbusters, but I’m out of minutes on my cell phone.

April 9th, 2007 by TheOnyx · No Comments

I spent about 15 minutes today thinking about it, and I decided that if I were ever in a situation where a supernatural being was reading my thoughts in an attempt to take the first thing someone thought of and use it to destroy New York City, I’d probably start singing a song in my [...]

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Blood has no place in sex.

April 1st, 2007 by Clme · No Comments

I used to stock the feminine hygiene aisle when I worked third shift. I’d get asked some very strange questions… mostly from confused males that just got told to ‘pick up some tampons’ or ‘pick up some Always’. They’d show me a note with just ‘tampons’ or ‘always’ or some other brand written on it [...]

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