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And that’s pretty lame. I thought it was food poisoning though. Infact I was pretty sure it was food poisoning. Guess I was wrong. Fuck, I hate being wrong. I still think it could have been this pork we cooked. Because pork scares me, I cook the ever loving shit out of it but we [...]

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With all the news over the last few weeks about pet food recalls and chemicals being found in imported meat there has been a lot of focus on how the health of our nations housepets has been affected. Unfortunately, there is a story about the pet food recall that none of the major news organizations [...]

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And now, a brief message courtesy of the Clme fan-club: Thanks guys. Its my understanding they’re talking about adopting that as the official club logo!

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INTERDEPARTMENT MEMORANDUM PiM, LLC. 123 Saftey Scissors Lane Portland, OR 97201 TO: Pen Employee Mailing List FROM: TheOnyx RE: State of the Company Fellow Penites:      The board meeting today was very fruitful. Many things were discussed, and I can say with certainty that the coming days will be very exciting days for our fair company. [...]

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As of two days ago, I cannot say with honesty that I have lived my life without ever seeing a dancing taco. A friend was with me, but he consciously avoided taking a closer look at the taco, presumably because he wanted to ‘remain sane’. This was a shame, because the taco was performing a [...]

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I have a tailless cat that pees a lot. No. There’s more. I’ve been toilet training it with mixed results. It enjoys using the toilet, but it pees on the seat more than it pees in the water. I think I’m going to have to start the teaching process over again. Maybe I shouldn’t have [...]

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