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Here is a bunch of shit I’ve stolen from others, and some of it is probably older than the internet. But if I post it then it’ll be out of my little ‘notepad’ document full of stuff I cant remember why I saved and I can remove one more file from my desktop. If you [...]

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I was sitting in the bathtub yesterday with a 102 fever (ear/sinus infection) and barely aware of my surroundings. Basically I was in a horrible mood. Then I let one rip, and the sound echoed against the fiberglass tub, continuing to reverberate for several seconds after the bubbles have reached the surface. It made me [...]

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A few days ago I found out that people I knew believed in the “End-Times” movement. Now, I had suspicions for quite some time that it was becoming mainstream, but I found out that it was even more prevalent than I had previously thought. If you aren’t familiar with the End-Times movement, its basically a [...]

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THE SCAB ITCHES. IT BURNS. WANT TO RIP IT OPEN. WANT TO MAKE IT BLEED. It just sits there, calling to me. “Scratch me! Scratch me!” After awhile the other voices start to join in. It becomes a big sing-along as the words start to develop their own cadence. I start to chant loudly… THE [...]

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Submitted for your approval: Sci Fi Fantasy The typical reader of this genre has a strong interest in… Science, Futurism, Space travel Dragons, Faeries, Elves To convert a “normal” novel into this genre, you would… Set the story a thousand years in the future and alter the plot accordingly Set the story in a glade [...]

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Contact: TheOnyx PiM Enterprises, LLC. theonyx@penismightier.com PiM, LLC Announces New Charity Initiatives Portland, Oregon – July 9th 2007 PenIsMightier Enterprises, LLC, has announced plans to begin several charity initiatives in an attempt to give back to the community. Noting deficiencies in the educational facilities of rural areas across the nation, PiM is [...]

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Its time for another episode of Masturbatory Role-playing! The game where I’m the DM, you dont get to role for initiative, and no matter what decisions you make you’re going to have to hear about how I dont get as much sex as I’d like. Story Four: Incestuous Purloined Porn Stashes. Imagine you’re a young [...]

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I’ve been noticing a distinct lack of drama in the pen forums as of late. Oh, dont get me wrong. The efforts that several of you have been taking have been commendable, and under different circumstances probably would have resulted in days of fodder for our drama-hungry synapses. But something is missing. There is so [...]

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