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I know you’ve all been waiting with baited(sic) breath for this next one… The THIRD installment of “Get to Know Your Cabinet Members!” This one is dedicated to a very special man… a man that has done a great deal for to this country. A man who’s dedication to President Bush is surpassed only by [...]

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Its time for the second installment of Pen’s “Get to Know Your Cabinet Members!” We kick this one off with: Secretary of Agriculture: Mike Johanns! Mike is a former Governor of Nebraska, and has also been a mayor and member of city and county councils. He has a strong Catholic background and spent his formative [...]

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Oh, who are the Cabinet members in your neighborhood? In your neighborhood? In your neighborhood? Say, who are the Cabinet members in your neighborhood? The Cabinet members that you meet each day! We (sic) here at PenIsMightier feel that the United States Cabinet doesn’t get enough attention or credit for the roles they play in [...]

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About two months ago I had central air installed in the house, and it was good. Temperatures soared outside into the high nineties I was inside at a stable 72 degrees, and it was good. Then this morning, as the grilf was in the basement feeding the cats, she reported that the floor was wet. [...]

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Its time for yet another episode of Masturbatory Roleplaying! The game where everybody loses, even when they win!. Story Five:Web-Cam Truth or Dare. Imagine that you’re a voyeur. Or don’t imagine. You are. We all know it. We forgive you. Now give me back my underwear and re-mulch the area under the windows. Anyway… since [...]

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