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I used to stock the feminine hygiene aisle when I worked third shift. I’d get asked some very strange questions… mostly from confused males that just got told to ‘pick up some tampons’ or ‘pick up some Always’. They’d show me a note with just ‘tampons’ or ‘always’ or some other brand written on it and ask me to decipher it for them. Yeah, great. Which brand? Which type of that brand? They always looked so scared, like if they picked the wrong one someone would cut their dick off and use it to plug the hole until the right brand/type combo had been procured. Take this warning now… when you get asked by someone to pick up ‘tampons’ make sure you sneak into the bathroom and check the empty box to see exactly what type they’re looking for. That way you avoid the ‘I buy some every time we go shopping and you never pay attention’ discussion, and also look like you’re sensitive to her needs. The correct answer is NEVER “I’m sorry I’m not all that interested in what you shove in your bloody gash.”