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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Contact: TheOnyx PiM Enterprises, LLC. theonyx@penismightier.com PiM, LLC Announces New Charity Initiatives Portland, Oregon – July 9th 2007 PenIsMightier Enterprises, LLC, has announced plans to begin several charity initiatives in an attempt to give back to the community.

Noting deficiencies in the educational facilities of rural areas across the nation, PiM is initiating a program to educate Netizens on the ways of expressing opinions on the Internet. The program aims to instill basic values of communication to those wishing to make their voices heard. Fundamental lessons will include “Using Really Big Words To Sound Smart”, “Making Up Facts to Support Your Argument”, “Disguising Logical Fallacies as Solid Arguments”, and the classic favorite, “Trolling, KRAT Style”.

It’s no secret that a number of PiM Board Members have a special place in their hearts for the children. The youngster pictured here on the left is just one of the many that have been touched already by the helping hands of one of our newest initiatives: “Pen Is For the Children”. Through this program, we hope to instill a sense of fulfillment into those who will grow into religious and political leaders worldwide.

Perhaps the most significant of all of our intiatives is the fund raising campaign aimed at helping to finally get Treys his dollar. As you do doubt remember, Treys has plans on “goin to da sto”, but has not been able to do so because of his lack of a dollar. This has hit many of the employees of PiM, LLC close to home, and we’ve begun a massive fund-raising campaign to provide Treys with the means to achieve his goal of buying Ramen and Ketchup. You can help this campaign by sending money to The Treys Fund, c/o PiM. Your fund will be allocated per the graph below in an attempt to achieve Trey’s dream as quickly as possible.

About PiM Enterprises, LLC

PiM, LLC is a leader in providing practical solutions for a growing number of networking and internet technology issues. By shifting paradigms, employing liberal use of synergism, and having copious amounts of coitus with your maternal parental unit, PiM empowers Internet Denizens to obtain the maximum potential out of their Web Experience.