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And that’s pretty lame. I thought it was food poisoning though. Infact I was pretty sure it was food poisoning. Guess I was wrong. Fuck, I hate being wrong. I still think it could have been this pork we cooked. Because pork scares me, I cook the ever loving shit out of it but we had this recipe that was like “Fuck all that shit, just make sure the temp gets to 175 and you are cool bro”. I used two thermometers because I didn’t trust that they were worth a damn and I took that shit to 185 cause fuck the recipe. So the pork was a tad pink and pretty good. So when I was tasting my bile reserve at 3am I figured it was the pork. I swore off pork right there on the bathroom floor. Then a voice came to me “Eod.. What about bacon?”. WHAT ABOUT BACON, indeed. Then my Dad writes and was like, Hey nice visit jackass except I got Norovirus and I thought, “You didn’t eat the dinner”. So yeah I’m not a MD but I’m pretty crafty so I must have got the noroaids. Either way I’ve done enough shitting on my puke and puking on my shit to last me a good few months. Also, COCK.