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I was sitting in the bathtub yesterday with a 102 fever (ear/sinus infection) and barely aware of my surroundings. Basically I was in a horrible mood. Then I let one rip, and the sound echoed against the fiberglass tub, continuing to reverberate for several seconds after the bubbles have reached the surface. It made me laugh. Then it hit me: Farting in the bathtub never fails to bring a smile to my face. So I started to think about instances where farting in the bathtub would not be funny. I searched the most morbid depths of my mind thoroughly and try as I might, I was not able to produce a single instance. Hell, even suicide in the bathtub was somehow lightened up by a well timed fart. I’m willing to bet that if I were in a bathtub cutting my wrists and I farted it would cheer me up enough to put it off for at least another day. In other news, things like this are what happens when people on the internet pretend they are doctors. Resist the temptation to ask people on the internet health questions. Just go out in the street and ask passersby what they think of your rash intead.