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Oh, who are the Cabinet members in your neighborhood? In your neighborhood? In your neighborhood? Say, who are the Cabinet members in your neighborhood? The Cabinet members that you meet each day!

We (sic) here at PenIsMightier feel that the United States Cabinet doesn’t get enough attention or credit for the roles they play in the management and protection of our country. Its because of this I’m dedicating several posts to brief bios of those people that try so hard to run our country. Lets start with… Secretary of the Interior: Dirk Kempthorne!

Former governor of Idaho, several stints in the Senate. During his time in the Senate he consistently voted against any legislation that would improve the environment or reduce emissions. While Governor of Idaho their toxic emissions rose while environmental inspections were reduced to a court ordered mandatory minimum. Whats even better? In his campaign for governor he spent more money than he collected, so he was forced to spend two years trying to collect money to make up for the debt. This amazing ability with math caught the attention of the Bush White House. Now he’s in Secretary of the Interior. He’s the main executive of the National Parks Service, United States Geological Survey, Bureau of Indian Affairs, and, of course, several of the sub agencies of the Environmental Protection Agency.

What better man to take charge of some of the most environmentally sensitive parts of the government than a man with stellar voting record and attention to mathematical detail? Of course, how can I end this post without a random quote from Mr. Kempthorne: What we cannot have is grandparents competing with grandchildren for state resources. Well said Mr. Kepthorne. Well said.