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Olsen Twins: Countdown to 65!

September 17th, 2007 by Clme · No Comments

Now we all remember all of the sites that were counting down until the Olsen twins were 18, right? The idea being they’d be old enough to legally fuck and/or star in porn.

Then came the sites that started counting down until they were 21. The idea behind those was that you’d be able to get them drunk, and then fuck them or get them to star in porn.

Well, now that time has passed. So whats left? Well, its time for the countdown until they retire! Then they can star in fetish granny porn, and you’ll be able to sneak into their nursing home and sniff their depends!

Mary-Kate and Ashley turn 65!

Oh yeah. I can hardly wait.

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