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Sci-fi != Fantasy

July 11th, 2007 by Weis · No Comments

Submitted for your approval:

Sci Fi Fantasy
The typical reader of this genre has a strong interest in… Science, Futurism, Space travel Dragons, Faeries, Elves
To convert a “normal” novel into this genre, you would… Set the story a thousand years in the future and alter the plot accordingly Set the story in a glade and add extraneous vowels to the characters’ names
“Smart” people who generally favor this genre are… Engineers, programmers, science professors Rare, unwilling to admit it
Books in this genre often include non-human races that are… Different than those found in other books Nearly identical to those found in other books
You know you are in the home of a fan of this genre when you see a lot of… Computers Pewter
To market an example of this genre towards children, you would… Simplify the plot Place it in a different section of the bookstore

This was compiled as a visual aid to accompany the ongoing argument constructive discussion in this thread in the forums. Feel free to contribute (unless you are currently wearing earrings designed to resemble a dragon’s claw (pewter) clutching a magical orb (colored glass), in which case send your headshot, marital status, and a recent IQ score to Bill).

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