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As of two days ago, I cannot say with honesty that I have lived my life without ever seeing a dancing taco. A friend was with me, but he consciously avoided taking a closer look at the taco, presumably because he wanted to ‘remain sane’. This was a shame, because the taco was performing a truly awesome dance. It was awesome so pure that you’d be a fool not to mainline it. In any case, when I first saw the taco, it took a few seconds to register what I was seeing, and even then, my mind just… stopped. When it started back up, all it could think about for the following five minutes was the dancing taco. After that experience, I know what being on mind-altering narcotics must feel like.