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With all the news over the last few weeks about pet food recalls and chemicals being found in imported meat there has been a lot of focus on how the health of our nations housepets has been affected.

Unfortunately, there is a story about the pet food recall that none of the major news organizations has stepped up to follow. That story is about all of the little old ladies that live off of cat food tins.

These women are heroes. While all of us were simply buying cat or dog food in order to feed to our four-legged pals, all of these little old ladies were selflessly preventing the spread of poison and kidney failure by consuming the food themselves. No one seems worried about their fight, and yet they carry on.

But then, its not the first time they have been forgotten. When K-Mart closed thousands of stores across the country suddenly many little old ladies were left without a place where they could hold up a line for an hour and chat with the cashier about how their family never visits them. They had to move to other stores, where the cashiers are allowed to use the quantity key and have ‘express’ lanes. Now they barely have time to show everyone the pictures of their kitty that they’ve put on their keychain before they have to walk their little wire cart back to their lonely house or apartment.

So remember your local little old ladies, and thank them for consuming food that would have made your house cat sick. No one will build them a statue, but that’s OK because they would just complain that no one had called and told them about it anyway.