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If someone forced you at gunpoint and said you had to dress up as a Cosplay person. Who would you pick? Me? I’d rock me some GI JOE Destro outfit

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Do you remember being in Junior High School, and getting apprehensive about showering after gym class? No? Neither do I. I just went back to class smelling like a sweatsock and kept wondering why the girls wouldn’t talk to me. Still, I tended to change from gym clothes back to regular clothes as fast as [...]

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With all the fuss out there about Jaramiah Wright, the preacher at Senator Obama’s church, I think its time we remember all the way back to September… Of course, if you really want some fun look up John McCain endorsor John Hagee. There are a lot of videos and websites with information about this fine [...]

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There is a five year old boy living in my brain. There is a constant fight for control in there between me and him, and at times I know he is winning. For example, last night my wife called me while I was on my way home from work and asked me to pick up [...]

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when did that happen?

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New Mother: What are you doing? Me: I’m burping the baby! New Mother: No seriously, what are you doing? Me: Ok, I’m playing “Wipeout” on her back. It sounds really cool though! New Mother: She seems to like it… New Mother: So today we discovered that the ruffles on the diaper legs need to go [...]

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There are some things you just should not say to a new mother. Over the last couple of weeks I have discovered what many of those things are from experience. Me: So how is the fresh mother? New Mother: Fresh what? huh? Me: Oh… um. How is the new mother. Sorry, I’m not very good [...]

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