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So while scrolling through my RSS feed viewer, I happened across this entry: Until I clicked on it and saw the football entry I honestly thought it was a newsfeed to a story about “beware Obama”. Perhaps its just unfortunate that Alabama’s nickname is so close to a presidential candidate. On the other hand, maybe [...]

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*phone rings* Me: I.T. Support. This is Clem. End User: Hey, ever since you gave me that new computer two months ago I’m missing the icon for %Application%. Can you put it back? Me: Wow, two months, huh? How often do you normally have to use %Application%? End User: Oh, I never use it. I [...]

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Its time for another episode of Masturbatory Roleplaying! The game where I’m the DM, you dont get to role for initiative, and no matter what decisions you make you’re going to have to hear about how I don’t get as much sex as I’d like. Story Four: Incestuous Purloined Porn Stashes. Imagine you’re a young [...]

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Its time for masturbatory roleplaying! Its like roleplaying with a sexual partner, but without the dressing up or the sex. Its a cool, dreary afternoon and you’re trying to decide between taking a walk or having a good long . Seeing as how your significant other is out for the day (and you never cared [...]

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Or is that reposted more stories transcribed from email? Or more email transcribed from reposted stories? Ah forget it. Imagine knowing as much about female anatomy as a 4th grader, but you have the body of a 17 year old. Would the internet help you any better than your dad’s old penthouse magazines? A young [...]

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I’ve gotten a lot of email from readers and people on the forum over the last 8 years. Even after deleting the hatemail and the spam I still have a suprising amount left. The majority of these emails are quite old (for some reason people stopped emailing me for anything but tech support some time [...]

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So I started to think about children. Not having children, just about children in general. Then I started to think about cats. I’m not sure why. I’m always hearing things on the news about feral cats. The stories tend to revolve around feral cats killing desirable birds and wildlife, carrying disease, or getting into fights [...]

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Last July I ended up spending quite a bit of time with the disease ridden offspring of my friends and family. During this time frame I became infected with some horrible upper respiratory ailment, despite the frequent application of hand sanitizer and grain alcohol. Maybe next time I should drink the sanitizer and apply the [...]

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You know what I miss? Ransom notes made out of words cut from magazines. Clme eats whores! In this age of email, laser printers, and text messages kidnappers just dont have to expend as much effort in their demands any longer. Its relatively simple for them to just log on to to some public computer [...]

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