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One of the nice things about Vista Ultimate is the ability to easily use the ‘Previous Versions’ tools that are built into the operating system. Previous Versions (Also known as Volume Shadow Copy) is a feature that was introduced in Server2003, and a precursor of it exists in Windows XP as ‘System Restore’. On server [...]

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I feel like making a content free post, so I’ll just steal something from the forum. Not sure where this originated, but its been popping up in emails and various forums for several months. You have to love it. A guy that is too old to care about how hot the lady may be, but [...]

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My drink wants me to be happy.

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In honor of the holidays I’m recycling a post from 2005… Some of my extended family has a problem with lifestyle choices I’ve made in the past. Most notably, they have a problem with the fact that I haven’t knocked some girl up yet. They dont seem to have any problem with the fact that [...]

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First of all, Ann Coulter’s jaw has apparently been wired shut. In my mind some good Samaritan punched her in her Adam’s apple and then she fell and broke her jaw on Sean Hannity’s forehead. Its always possible that she broke her jaw trying to take in Dick Cheney’s massive cock though. Just imagine how [...]

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Since our archives aren’t currently searchable, I’m re-posting a few old classics that still get lots of google hits…   1) Universal Guide to Getting Laid in Japan Click here to read the article. Written by Fenomas, Pen’s senior correspondent from Japan. I’ve been told that this article holds just as true today as it [...]

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My aunt called me to tell me to bring my dog to Thanksgiving dinner. I know its been a lean year, but personally I prefer turkey.

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Back in August there was a news story making the rounds about a woman named Bernan McKinney who paid a firm in Korea to have her dog cloned. Reportedly she sold her home in order to come up with the $50,000. The dog was a pitbull named Booger. Now as if that wasn’t bad enough, [...]

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So while watching T.V. this evening I happened to see one of those porcelain plate ads… only instead of the normal bullshit like movie memorabilia or holiday pictures, it was an “Obama Victory” plate… It was just so over the top and full of catch phrases that it took seeing the commercial twice before I [...]

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With the news that Grand Theft Auto IV is coming to PC in December I started to play Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas again. One of the last times I had played through the game I thought I’d download some save files and start with all of the ‘tags’ spray painted. Unfortunately, I found out [...]

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