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Backup drive #1 died today after a short battle with the controller card. The plug was pulled after doctors noticed that it was spinning up but there was no brain activity. It is survived by one operating system drive, four grand data drives, and two great-grand backup drives. There will be a small private service [...]

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Dear progressive media, Please stop using the term “Global Warming”. You are leaving yourself open for ridicule. If you are going to discuss this topic please say “Climate Change” instead… especially when its so cold outside that my penis inverts. Sincerely, Clem

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So you’ve probably heard by now that the mother of Levi Johnston (Bristol Palin’s soon-to-be-husband) has been arrested on drug charges. If not, you can read the story here. There has been a lot of outcry about this story, and whether or not it is news. In fact, there is a feeling by many that [...]

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There is a school of thought that dictates that you should introduce yourself to your neighbors as soon as you move in, and try to maintain an amicable relationship with them. There is a also a school of thought that people should mind their own damn business and leave a person to their own devices. [...]

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I found this bin in my old man’s shop. He’s not very good at labeling his bins or boxes, but for some reason he saw fit to label this one. It broke my brain.

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(GIF, 1.8MB) Damn. Doesn’t anything stick to this guy?

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This made the geek part of me go ‘squee’. Then I felt ashamed. So I share my shame with you. I’m sure that I will always be A lonely number like root three The three is all that’s good and right, Why must my three keep out of sight Beneath the vicious square root sign, [...]

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With all of the attention being paid to recent Mac/Vista ads, I felt it was time to resurrect the PenIs XP operating system. This operating system was released in 2002, and is still just as revolutionary now as it was then. This is the only operating system with ten times more bugs than XP, and [...]

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An addendum to the previous post: Originally from here. Please tip your waitresses.

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Please note that this is not a work safe link: 1 man 1 jar Dave, who is a horrible person, gave us this link after reading Warren Ellis’s Livejournal. According to Jimbo: “that is officially the worst thing on the internet”. I dont know about worst, but I bet that at the very least it’s [...]

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