With about 6 months left of the Shrub, I’m restarting a project that was tragically dropped without warning over a year ago.
Help the president of the Free World cover his ass… with other asses! Click on each ass picture to be transported to the link that was submitted with that picture!
- The Rules are Simple:
- Take a picture of your ass. (No copyrighted images, please)
- Find a link you would like to associate with your ass.
- Send the picture (and link choice) to Clme@NOPHARMA@IHATESPAMpenismightier.com with the subject “Cover Dubya’s Ass” (remove letters in caps).
- If you’d like your ass to remain anonymous, please make sure you specify this in the email.
Dont want to participate? Well, be a sport and click on some of the more attractive ass pictures and make the donators feel like they got some use out of their flashbulbs!
Some people have asked me if I would continue this project with the next president, and my answer is no. At least, not with asses.
Why is that, you might ask? Simple:
If John McCain wins, he is incapable of covering his ass at all. Its true! War injuries restricted the movement of his arms! The fact of the matter is that I want to help our president cover his ass, not wipe it. Besides, McCain already has Fox news to wipe his ass for him anyway, so my help isn’t needed. With that in mind I’ve decided that if this project continues for McCain then I’d have to cover him with lobbyists. He’s getting older, and it must be harder to find lobbyists to keep him warm at night.
If Barack Obama wins then covering him with asses doesn’t seem appropriate. I’d have to cover him with tits. The entire tone of the project would change in that case.
Click here to Help Dubya Cover His Ass! If you don’t, who knows who will?
1 response so far ↓
1 Clme // Jun 11, 2008 at 9:59 am
So… Many, many years ago a man we know as Baldghoti had something to do with a domain named evilproject.org.
What did he have to do with this domain? He collected pictures of womens breasts to post over an especially bad picture of Don Knotts. The whole ‘hook’ of the project was “cover something ugly with something good”. The project sadly was never finished before the domain changed hands in 2002.
This sas, however, the original inspiration for this project.
What is your first though when you think of our president, George W. Bush? Do you think of something very specific involving splintery baseball bats and a lot of friction? Then I cant help you. Personally I think “What an ass”.
…and that is what helped me make the leap from tits to asses. A “Make Dubya Look like the ass he is” type thing. This is an art project of sorts. Unfortunately it is lacking NEA funding.
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