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I’m sleeping.

I finish a long and disturbing dream that went over every bad thing that has happened at work over the last month. Now I’m switching gears and entering a dream in which I’m going out to have a drink at a local bar.

Everything seems to be going well, but for some reason all of my drinks taste like chocolate. The gray-haired woman next to me tells me that her drinks taste like chocolate as well, and she seems very excited about that. She talks about the fact for several minutes, giving me a chance to notice that she has sharp, pointy teeth and yellow eyes.

I’m a little disturbed and resolve to move to a different seat as soon as I can. For some reason I don’t want this imaginary lady to think I’m rude so I listen to a few more minutes of her conversation and nod my head at all the appropriate points. Her words begin to take on a staccato quality, and her face begins to fade in and out.

I forget my desire to not be rude and reach out to make sure she’s not a hologram. She’s not. Her response to my touch is to sink her teeth into my arm.

While trying to dig the teeth out of my arm I notice that her fingers have sprouted claws, and she is reaching right for my crotch.

I’m awake.

I sit up in bed, and suddenly there is a sharp pain in my leg. I look down, and find that there is a gray-haired cat resting on my leg, stretched out with one set of claws extended. Her eyes are mostly shut, but I can still see the pupil of one of them looking at me. My movements seem to make her sink her claws in further. On one hand she seems to be telling me not to move… but on the other her eye seems to be daring me to move again.

I wonder what the chocolate flavored booze meant.