I know I’ve not been doing my part in providing biting political commentary here over the last few months.
The problem is twofold:
1) There is just so MUCH stuff worthy of posting.
2) I cant type anything about it without breaking into unstopping strings of swear words. My fingers get tired. Fucking politics.
The most I can manage is my ‘send me pictures of your ass pretzels’ event (which ends this week) or a couple of half-hearted links to things.
Daily Show interviews current Wasilla Mayor:
Caledonia, WI man attacks Obama worker
John McCain’s brother calls 911 to complain about traffic
Also, in case it wasn’t obvious, Obama has won me over. I wont be voting for Bob Barr, Cynthia McKinney, or Ralph Nader. McCain may have had me if he had been a nominee four years ago (I voted against Bush, not really for Kerry) but there is no way in hell I’ve vote for him anymore.
Elizabeth Dole can choke on my cock. I’ll have to take one of her husbands viagra in order to keep it up while she’s in the room though. Maybe I can use her wig to wipe off with when I’m done.
Also, since I doubt anyone has read this far, I have a confession to make. I have a fantasy. This fantasy is to see Alberto Gonzales get caught skullfucking a dead hooker on tape. In some versions of this fantasy he ends up in jail with a painful priapism for several days, and loses his penis as a result. Thankfully, he is still able to be a bottom for Dick Cheney. Plus, Dick Cheney is has a huge dick. His pacemaker has to kick in with extra horsepower any time he sets his records on fire or he shits on the constitution, due to the size of the erection he gets.
The problem is not that Alberto Gonzales would never get caught skullfucking a dead hooker. Not at all. He IS a neocon, after all. Hell, it would be a male hooker to boot. The problem is that at this point in history I cant be certain such an event would be prosecuted or even make it onto the news. In two years the American public will fucking forget who the hell Gonzales was, assuming they knew who he was to begin with.
Some of you fuckers have short memories.
(further expletives deleted)
2 responses so far ↓
1 erin // Nov 13, 2008 at 2:20 am
I love your blog. This entry made me literally snort (which is not so attractive) while laughing out loud.
If I were not in a committed relationship, I would ask you to marry me so we can live a blissful life in a country with a veto-proof majority and have liberal children who would go on to fight for what was right and just in the world.
Oh yeah, and they would call out the asshats as they saw them, just like their parents brought them up to do.
The line about Liddy “THERE IS NO GOD!” Dole choking on your cock and needing viagra? Priceless. A close second is that smarmy mothereffer Alberto Gonzales skullfucking a dead hooker.
And now I have rambled for far too long.
2 Clme // Nov 15, 2008 at 7:03 am
I appreciate the comments, thank you.
I’m not so sure about the liberal children. Children tend to turn evil. Also they rebel. Its just as well though, since my wife would probably kill me.
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