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I have to thank all of those that participated in the Help Dubya Cover His Ass! project. However, ultimately it turned out to be a failure. With two weeks left until the election I just cant see any way that we can get enough asses to cover Bush.

So, with that said I am now looking for pictures of pretzels to cover the poor soul with. There is no way he will ever stand trial for his crimes, but he has so many that must be weighing hard on his soul. So all that we can hope for is that he naturally meets his maker that much sooner, with the swift injection of pretzels into his system.

If you have a picture of a pretzel that I can use, please note these rules:

• Take a picture of your ass Pretzel. (No copyrighted images, please)
• Find a link you would like to associate with your ass Pretzel.
• Send the picture (and link choice) to Clme@NOSPAMpenismightier.com with the subject “Cover Dubya’s Pretzel”
• If you’d like your assPretzel to remain anonymous, please make sure you specify this in the email.

Thank you.