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Its time for another episode of Masturbatory Roleplaying! The game where I’m the DM, you dont get to role for initiative, and no matter what decisions you make you’re going to have to hear about how I don’t get as much sex as I’d like.

Story Four:
Incestuous Purloined Porn Stashes.

Imagine you’re a young man that is living with his parents while getting your HSED. Your computer is broken, so you have taken to using your parents computer while they are at work.

As sometimes happens, you realize you need a secure place to hide your porn stash. You know your mom will check out any new folders on the desktop, but you remember something that some geek told you about hiding things in plain site, and decide to hide your porn right in the “My Pictures” folder since you don’t think your mom will check anywhere except the desktop.

Unfortunately for you, soon after you start to do this your mom discovers the “My Pictures Slideshow” screensaver and finds your porn. She calls you in to explain yourself when suddenly a picture of your
mom posing naked in the kitchen appears on the screen.

Thats right… your dad apparently was thinking the same thing with regard to ‘hiding in plain site’. Well, with that out of the way you and your mother have a good laugh and thank Gaia that your dad hasn’t
discovered the pictures of you and her that were hidden on that USB key in the tampon box.

However, he will if you don’t pass on that message to your sister. I’m serious. If she doesn’t live up to her end of the bargain then your entire city will know about what you and mommy have been doing in the sewing room. The safety word was “thimble” if I recall correctly.

You know who you are.

*note: If you don’t know who you are, assume I’m talking about you. Bribes happily accepted*