Damnit. Now I’ve got no glass left in my house, its simply a freestanding frame bereft of any weather proofing at all.

If I break the glass in a glass house, what type of house is it?

Rather than get into lots of ‘living language’ bullshit I’m just going to clarify that I was not criticizing grammar. Rather, I was criticizing incorrect uses of ‘irony’ and humorous mixed-up idioms.

That said, if you have a problem with grammatical errors present in a rant about the way people talk then you’re really in the wrong place. Hopefully you can overcome this issue with therapy and frequent application of laudanum to your genitals.

PenIsMightier.com will accept submissions for copy editors though! There is no pay, and no benefits, but lots and lots of abuse job satisfaction.

Time to learn the language before throwing stones.