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Since our archives aren’t currently searchable, I’m re-posting a few old classics that still get lots of google hits…

 
1) Universal Guide to Getting Laid in Japan
Click here to read the article.
Written by Fenomas, Pen’s senior correspondent from Japan. I’ve been told that this article holds just as true today as it ever has. Take that however you want to take it.

2) The Trade Wars Bible…
A reformat and minor update to the Trade Wars 2002 Bible written originally in 1993. Information should now be current as of the most recent version of TradeWars Game Server. If you’re interested in information on this old BBS game that still sees play today then check this out!
HTML Version
‘RTF’ version (Cross Platform Word Processor compatible)
Thanks to those that have emailed comments and questions to me over the last year.

3) Yatta!
Originally posted by Jimbo in 2001… for some reason we still get dozens of hits a month for it.
Video here. (asf, 7mb) (Seriously though, you’ll probably find the same thing on YouTube).
For those of you still coming here to find it, here is some information courtesy of fenomas, once again:

“Yatta” is more or less the work of a comedy duo called “Ucchan-Nanchan” (after the two guys’ names: Uchimura and Nanbara). The have a tv show that’s sort of half variety-show, half sketch comedy, and “Yatta” started out as a sketch on that show. The sketch was about a mythical music group called “Happa-tai” (Leaf Squad, more or less- that’s what it says between “Yatta” and “Pony Canyon” at the beginning) where all the members wear only a leaf and sing this happy song called “Yatta” (literally, “I did it”, figuratively “Yeah” or “All right!” It’s what Chun-Li says when she wins). It was just absurdist, there’s no deep meaning.

 
Feel the oldschool love?
 
Enjoy.