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November 18th, 2008 by Clme · 6 Comments

Back in August there was a news story making the rounds about a woman named Bernan McKinney who paid a firm in Korea to have her dog cloned. Reportedly she sold her home in order to come up with the $50,000.

The dog was a pitbull named Booger.

Now as if that wasn’t bad enough, more information keeps coming to light about this woman.

    For example…

  • She was once Miss Wyoming, in the 1970′s.
  • In 1978 she was wanted for Kidnapping a Mormon missionary in the UK, and forcing him to have sex with her.
  • She is best known for once saying the line ā€œI’d ski naked down Mount Everest with a carnation up my nose if he asked me.ā€
  • In 2004 she convinced a 15 year old to break into a house and steal money so she could buy a prosthetic leg for her horse.
  • Over the last 30 years she has occasionally threatened the wives of men that she would become obsessed with.
  • She had a career in soft porn in the 1970′s including lots of bondage shots.
  • She disappeared from Korea without her $50,000 puppies

You cant make shit like that up.

Read more here:
1977 London Times article
A pro-pitbull site gives their take on it
TrashFiction.co.uk tracks down a book published in 1978

30 years have not been kind to her. But then, she hasn’t been kind to herself either.

Tags: DYJGTIT? · tits or gtfo

6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 fil // Nov 20, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    i want pictures of her naked from when she was miss wyoming

  • 2 earthbound // Nov 21, 2008 at 12:19 am

    I rise like Lazarus from the dead and 2 posts later I’m locked out of everything :( booooooo-urns!

  • 3 Clme // Nov 22, 2008 at 8:07 am

    Naked? There is a little bit on the third link.


    Not much else in the obvious places.

  • 4 Anonymous // May 28, 2009 at 4:17 am

    damn i have sumthin to fap to now

  • 5 nunzio the dog // Jun 15, 2011 at 10:43 pm

    this womans dog tried to eat me just over a year ago. lost part of my hand leg and have a fucked up kidney , she her self 3 yrs ago was attacked by her own dog fucking her up pretty good but she didn’t give a shit all she cared bout was the well beibng oof her supposd service dog. there is somethign wrong with this woman and she needs help

    i did not recieve not one cent for what i went through and still do everyday
    what my kids saw the mother that is all fucked up now

    kids got the brunt end of it

  • 6 nunzio the dog // Jun 15, 2011 at 10:45 pm

    this womans dog tried to eat me just over a year ago. lost part of my hand leg and have a fucked up kidney , she her self 3 yrs ago was attacked by her own dog fucking her up pretty good but she didn’t give a shit all she cared bout was the well beibng oof her supposd service dog. there is somethign wrong with this woman and she needs help

    not one penny did my kids see for it nor did i. we paid 4 everything and my kids lost alot of their mother

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