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November 18th, 2008 by Clme · 4 Comments

Back in August there was a news story making the rounds about a woman named Bernan McKinney who paid a firm in Korea to have her dog cloned. Reportedly she sold her home in order to come up with the $50,000.

The dog was a pitbull named Booger.

Now as if that wasn’t bad enough, more information keeps coming to light about this woman.

    For example…

  • She was once Miss Wyoming, in the 1970′s.
  • In 1978 she was wanted for Kidnapping a Mormon missionary in the UK, and forcing him to have sex with her.
  • She is best known for once saying the line ā€œI’d ski naked down Mount Everest with a carnation up my nose if he asked me.ā€
  • In 2004 she convinced a 15 year old to break into a house and steal money so she could buy a prosthetic leg for her horse.
  • Over the last 30 years she has occasionally threatened the wives of men that she would become obsessed with.
  • She had a career in soft porn in the 1970′s including lots of bondage shots.
  • She disappeared from Korea without her $50,000 puppies

You cant make shit like that up.

Read more here:
1977 London Times article
A pro-pitbull site gives their take on it
TrashFiction.co.uk tracks down a book published in 1978

30 years have not been kind to her. But then, she hasn’t been kind to herself either.

Tags: DYJGTIT? · tits or gtfo

4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 fil // Nov 20, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    i want pictures of her naked from when she was miss wyoming

  • 2 earthbound // Nov 21, 2008 at 12:19 am

    I rise like Lazarus from the dead and 2 posts later I’m locked out of everything :( booooooo-urns!

  • 3 Clme // Nov 22, 2008 at 8:07 am

    Naked? There is a little bit on the third link.


    Not much else in the obvious places.

  • 4 Anonymous // May 28, 2009 at 4:17 am

    damn i have sumthin to fap to now

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