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To whom it may concern: When you describe President Obama, please avoid conflicting criticism. For example, the following two criticisms are not compatible: President Obama is doing exactly what corporations are telling him to, and is not following his own rules with regard to lobbyists. President Obama is ushering in a new age of socialism. [...]

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We here at pen have long been fans of the Get Your War On cartoon that David Reese has been releasing regularly since 2001. The cartoon has been mentioned here several times in the past and is regularly linked on our forum. However, the author has decided to stop releasing the cartoon now that Bush [...]

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I think this may be a repost, but I had a song was stuck in my head today. Whenever that happens I feel a need to inflict my misery on others. So, without further ado, here is a video of “Detachable Penis” by King Missile (1992). Lyrics are behind the cut if you’re interested.

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Yesterday, during the inauguration of President Barack Obama, Vice President Dick Cheney was confined to a wheelchair. Rumor has it that he injured his back moving out of his current residence, and a doctor recommended he spend several days in the chair to speed his healing. Unfortunately this was not the whole story. You see, [...]

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Last November I posted three save files for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (version 2.0) after completing some of the more tedious objectives. Those GTA:SA save games have turned out to be fairly popular, so with that in mind I’ve put up a few more that were requested. In addition, I’ve reposted the original three [...]

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While watching television this evening I kept seeing ads for “My Bloody Valentine… in 3D!” It definitely looks interesting. Half naked women running around while being chased by a guy with an axe. Sounds like either a great date movie or a late night Cinemax fapfest. The fact its in 3d adds something… as long [...]

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While performing my after-shower rituals this evening I noticed something very, very disturbing in the mirror …besides my naked body. There appeared to be two coarse, curly hairs growing out of my ear. Upon closer examination I found that their roots were based on my ear lobe, but the effect was disturbing. My ear was [...]

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While at a New Year’s party I had a stranger tell me a theory… At least, they presented it at a theory, but I guess its really more like an observation they had. It all stemmed from a conversation about Facebook, strangely enough… “You know, some people’s lives hit their peak in high school. Those [...]

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Please let it be known that I consider it my civic duty to flush the toilet if I hear someone talking on the phone in a public bathroom. That is all.

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