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While reading a thesis about how to power my car using nothing but semen I kept seeing comments containing jokes about someone named “Kenny Glenn”, interspersed with links to pictures of kittens. I was intrigued. Plus since it turns out that more power goes into producing semen than it contains, my research on alternative fuels [...]

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Another Valentine’s day has come and gone. The holiday in which we celebrate a priest being beheaded by Roman emperors by giving our loved ones flowers and candy hearts. A holiday I have traditionally celebrated by wearing black and watching horror movies. So, angst aside, here is what my wife and I got each other [...]

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Woman with world’s longest fingernails breaks them in a car crash Lee Redmond from Salt Lake City, Utah, is in the Guinness World Records for having the longest nails in the world. She had not cut her nails since 1979, and the longest nail on her right thumb measured almost 90 cm. Ms Redmond was [...]

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