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Entries from August 2009

Exploited tech exploits.

August 30th, 2009 by Clme · Comments Off

Part of the problem with resisting the lure of management is that I still find myself chained to a phone from time to time. Take last Friday for example… *phone rings* Me: I.T. Support, this is Clem. User: Hi Ken. My printer isn’t working. Me: Ok. When did it stop working? User: Yesterday sometime. Me: […]

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Tags: Techie

Being stupid is a pre-existing condition.

August 18th, 2009 by Clme · 1 Comment

I’ve been avoiding the health care insurance debate because of health issues… High blood pressure and popping veins in my forehead is apparently considered a pre-existing condition. However, I cant ignore how people are protesting and chanting. Across the country we have people mobilizing and traveling to congressional districts they don’t vote in so they […]

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Tags: Bitchfest · Political

Not endorsed by Chrysler.

August 11th, 2009 by Clme · 1 Comment

Over the last few weeks I’ve been seeing all sorts of video footage of the effects of “Cash for Clunkers” throughout the country. But nowhere has it made more of a difference than in the lives of creepy child molesters. See, Clash for Clunkers allows them to trade in their 15 year old panel van […]

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Tags: Inspirational · Political