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I wish people would stop talking about ‘Balloon Boy’. First of all, how fucked up is it that we’re all calling him Balloon Boy when he wasn’t even in the damn balloon? How is this kid going to end up being known as balloon boy his entire life? At least Baby Jessica the Well Girl [...]

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It was cloudy out today. At least, thats what the people that kept calling me were saying; I didn’t have a window nearby so I couldn’t verify their tales. When people calling in for tech support start talking about the weather I have a feeling they’re just feeling helpless. In some way they are trying [...]

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Greetings and Salutations! Since the Grand Theft Auto – San Andreas files were such a hit I decided to do the same thing for Grand Theft Auto – Vice City. Of course, the only reason I do this is because I still haven’t upgraded my PC to the point that I can play GTA4. Its [...]

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I just did a search for “Why do I continually lose faith in humanity” but Google answered the question for me before I finished typing: I lose faith in humanity somewhere between the discharge and the Indian smelling. If you’re interested in how the “Google Suggest” feature works, check out this page on Google for [...]

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While watching television a few nights ago I started to hear what sounded like an animal in pain outside my living room window. At first I try to just tune it out by raising the television volume, but after about 20 minutes it becomes more insistent and I finally decide to go outside and see [...]

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