Man#1: Hey, you should totally put a carport over those cars in the middle of your yard man. Man#2: Totally! Yeah! I can build it out of some used building materials and plastic sheets I have laying around here and use this old shipping container I’m renting as a wall! That will kick ass! Man#2: [...]
Entries from December 2009
Any port in a car.
December 16th, 2009 by Clme · No Comments
Tags: Bitchfest
A love that put on its robe and wizard hat…
December 15th, 2009 by Clme · No Comments
On the Pen forum, TheOnyx responded to Jeer’s proposal below by creating a build-a-bear sex toy. Originally written by jeer: I got home from work the other day to find the following on the front porch: (click for larger versions) “Chris, I put on my robe and wizard hat. Roll for initiative. Love, Shaun, your [...]
Tags: Inspirational · tits or gtfo
The love that dare not speak its name…
December 15th, 2009 by Clme · 1 Comment
Two members of the Pen forum, TheOnyx and Jeer, have apparently finally consummated their love… Originally written by TheOnyx: I was awoken this morning by a phone call to my cell phone at 8am. FedEx needed to confirm my name and address and mentioned that they were attempting to deliver a perishable package… namely, flowers. [...]
Tags: Inspirational · tits or gtfo
Chewbacca can’t swim
December 7th, 2009 by Clme · No Comments
My wife and I recently went to an indoor waterpark so that we could pretend that the cold death of winter was not yet upon us. We had a good time, first going down some slides and then floating around the lazy river without a care. Eventually we retreated to the wave pool to bob [...]
Tags: Bitchfest · Inspirational