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On the Pen forum, TheOnyx responded to Jeer’s proposal below by creating a build-a-bear sex toy.

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Originally written by jeer:
I got home from work the other day to find the following on the front porch:
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“Chris, I put on my robe
and wizard hat. Roll for
initiative. Love, Shaun,
your Dungeon Master”

Almost instantly I wondered if I could take its clothes off.

10 points to Gryffindor.

I wish i knew how to quit you.

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I know I speak for all of the PenIsMightier staff when I wish Jeer and TheOnyx a happy life together.

Insert a MIDI of “When Doves Cry” here.