Man#1: Hey, you should totally put a carport over those cars in the middle of your yard man.
Man#2: Totally! Yeah! I can build it out of some used building materials and plastic sheets I have laying around here and use this old shipping container I’m renting as a wall! That will kick ass!
Man#2: Fuck… I must not have used enough duct tape.
Man#1: I fucked your wife.
Man#2: What?
Man#1: I mean, uh… how about that local sports team?
Today’s episode brought to you by 16 inches of snow in 12 hours.
I like snow in moderation… I like lots of things in moderation. But this is a sign that the earth hates us and will do what it can to get rid of us.
By the way: Despite the over-use of duct tape that was not my carport. I would have at least reinforced the duct tape with some chicken wire and bondo.
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