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Commercials I hate, part 23.

July 15th, 2009 by Clme · 2 Comments

Dear whoever made that annoying Heineken commercial: Learn about volume.

Seriously. I can have my television on ’3′ where I can barely hear voices on the screen as a murmur, but this damn commercial will make the neighbors ask me to keep it down when the actors all start their fucking screeching.

See for yourself:

Boy. Watching it again though, maybe it works. After all, it really makes me thirsty… for some water to wash down the Excedrin.

I wonder, does Heineken share any board members with Novartis?

Another contender for most annoying commercial comes from poster StaringGoldfish on the pen forum:

I don’t know how they got Beck to be in that commercial, but I have to agree that it is annoying.

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2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 steve // Sep 5, 2009 at 8:17 am

    Fuckwit. Didn’t you know the channels deliberately turnup the volume on commercials to get people to buy more crap. Fuckin’ Amuricans.

  • 2 Clme // Sep 7, 2009 at 12:31 am

    Nice. Nice. Also, water is wet and fire is hot and steve likes to talk big on the internet. How could I miss all of these obvious things?

    I’m going to assume you haven’t watched that particular commercial on television then, since the wailing women are so loud that they could make it through a television set on ‘mute’. Even the car commercials are more toned down than that.

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