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To whom it may concern:

When you describe President Obama, please avoid conflicting criticism.

For example, the following two criticisms are not compatible:

1. President Obama is doing exactly what corporations are telling him to, and is not following his own rules with regard to lobbyists.
2. President Obama is ushering in a new age of socialism. He is surely a closet Marxist.

I am not kidding here… The lobbyist thing is actually a very valid criticism. Corporations have always been too close to major political parties, and this is a perfect example of how.

However, you cant call him a socialist in the same breath. Much like during the campaign, when accusations of being a Muslim were uttered in the same breath as accusations of being too close to Reverend Wright, it could end up canceling out. If you want your message to be taken seriously, you cant cancel your own message out. Do the research.

It may sound strange of me to be coming forth with this message considering that I actually like Obama… but damnit, even a guy I like needs to be reigned in sometimes. Plus, we need more people to actually research their fucking news stories.