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Kids these days.

Wait, let me start over.

People these days. No respect. We’re a species of spoiled brats. I often bitch about this indirectly when I see anyone start exhibiting behavior that personifies a complete lack of acknowledgment about how privileged a person is or how retarded it is that they are bitching about a specific [noun]. Louis CK recently did a better job at this when he bitched about it, essentially because I usually start berating someone in an effort to make them feel bad rather than make them laugh.

As much as I bitch about this, though, I do it as well. Last week, I was complaining about my slow, 3-year-old cell phone. Here I am, holding a computer that is much more powerful than the one that first landed on the moon, and I am bitching because it sometimes takes a few seconds to respond to a keypress.

I am slowly growing more and more convinced that, as time passes, the human race is getting soft.