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While reading a thesis about how to power my car using nothing but semen I kept seeing comments containing jokes about someone named “Kenny Glenn”, interspersed with links to pictures of kittens. I was intrigued. Plus since it turns out that more power goes into producing semen than it contains, my research on alternative fuels had come to a dead end anyway.

So I did a google search. My first hit was here. Yes, I’m sure its yet another “Did you just get the internet yesterday” link, but I’m posting it anyway. Basically this website tells a heartbreaking tale of how some stupid ass teenagers posted pictures of themselves beating the shit out of a cat for several minutes. It sickened me, and made me want to hurt people. But that isn’t the weird part…

Apparently 4chan.org readers jumped in as do-good internet vigilantes in this case, and got the kids arrested. The police were able to find the cat, and got it to a vet where it is being cared for and is expected to recover. Police also found video of another cat beating, and saved two more cats from the house that had signs of abuse.

Now, normally when I think ’4chan’ I think of a website that has a high ratio of misogynists, racists, and pedophiles. Venturing into the ‘adult’ boards at the wrong (or right) time requires a strong constitution and a stronger stomach. Its difficult to find positive aspects of the ‘adult’ boards beyond being a dump for webcam pictures and occasionally epic memes. In fact, while typing all of this out I not sure why I’ve been spending so much time there.

But I digress… Thank you, toilet of the internet! You’ve brought a happy ending to a heartbreaking story, complete with three kitties that will hopefully live out better lives. For more information, visit http://www.kenny-glenn.net. Make sure you check out the pictures at the end of the kenny-glenn website.

Remember: Children are evil.

I should say something there about how posting pictures of yourself doing stupid things on the internet can ruin your life, but the point I really want to make here is that children are evil.

Thank you.