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St. Valentines Day Massacre

February 16th, 2009 by Clme · 2 Comments

Another Valentine’s day has come and gone. The holiday in which we celebrate a priest being beheaded by Roman emperors by giving our loved ones flowers and candy hearts. A holiday I have traditionally celebrated by wearing black and watching horror movies.

So, angst aside, here is what my wife and I got each other this year:

    What I got:

  • Rock Band 2 for the Wii. (really, a gift for both of us)
    What my wife got:

  • Flowers
  • Several bottles of her favorite beer.
  • I didn’t take apart her Rock Band drums to see how they worked.

It beats the bad horror movies anyway.

Tags: Inspirational

2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 fil // Feb 16, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    I gave my girlfriend the clap.

  • 2 Clme // Feb 17, 2009 at 12:00 am

    No fair re-gifting.

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