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Two members of the Pen forum, TheOnyx and Jeer, have apparently finally consummated their love…

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Originally written by TheOnyx:
I was awoken this morning by a phone call to my cell phone at 8am. FedEx needed to confirm my name and address and mentioned that they were attempting to deliver a perishable package… namely, flowers.

I hung up and went back to sleep. I woke up an hour later wondering if I had dreamed the earlier call. I checked my phone and it verified that the call had indeed happened.

I asked my girlfriend about it over lunch today. She swore adamantly that it was not her sending the flowers. Once I finally believed her, I sat and thought about who might send me flowers:

• My most resent ex: While possible, this would be uncharacteristic of her.
• The company that installed my new air conditioning system a last week (and consequently set off a fire sprinkler while welding a copper pipe without a heat shield, thus flooding part of my condo as well as part of the one underneath and the garage below that): I figured they might be trying to play nice after the massive fuck-up.
• Your mom: She’s such a softie.

The flowers arrived late in the day. This is what I found:
(click for larger images)

Suddenly, I remembered the E-mail conversation:

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From: Jeer
Subject: Get Lamp

A documentary about text adventure!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwZxUGmqSOo

and this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nigRT2KmCE&feature=related

=D

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From: TheOnyx

I love lamp.

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From: Jeer

You love dick.

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From: TheOnyx

You keep hoping for our “Happily Ever After”, but you never do anything about it.

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From: Jeer

How about I FTD some flowers for you?

Would that make you slip off your chair, sweetheart?

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From: TheOnyx

It’s like you don’t even know me.

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Well-played, good sir. Well-played, indeed.

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This of course is not surprising from the guy that is best known around here for testicles with smiley faces