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Entries from October 2010

furlough of masochism.

October 25th, 2010 by Clme · No Comments

A cousin of mine was in town recently while her husband was on furlough and I took her out to dinner. Her husband was not with us, since he was with his family at the time. Unrelated: For some reason she wasn’t allowed to stay with her husband overnight while they were in town even [...]

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Tags: Redneck Roots

Sage words of our thyme.

October 5th, 2010 by Clme · 1 Comment

In parking as in life, its sometimes OK to back out and try again.

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Tags: Inspirational · philosophical · stream of consciousness

Crystallized and curdled

October 3rd, 2010 by Clme · No Comments

Earlier today I was talking on the phone to my grandfather while I was changing the litterbox and a piece of debris flew up into the back of my throat. In shock, I dropped the phone into the litterbox and started to cough while trying to avoid swallowing. So… that kind of worked. But I [...]

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Tags: Bitchfest

Let me level with you… I have an even number of arms.

October 3rd, 2010 by Clme · No Comments

I recently spoke with a buddy of mine that I hadn’t been able to reach in about a month. It turns out that had spent a good deal of the month alone, since his wife used several weeks of vacation time to visit her parents in another state. When I asked what it was he [...]

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Tags: stream of consciousness